A season with perhaps some of the most drastic changes we've witnessed in Cordelia, the third season exposed some feelings and emotions deep inside Cordelia that many didn't think existed.  From happy member of the Scooby Gang to bitter ex-Xander to humiliated and poor, Cordelia has gone in many very different directions this season.

Beauty and the Beasts
"Great, now I'm going to be stuck with serious thoughts all day"  (submitted by Labrynth and ANGELof MUSIC, thanks to Christy for noting which episode it is from)

Dead Man's Party

"Come in Night Hawk, everything okay?"  (submitted by LadyJ218)

"I'm the dip"  (submitted by Hollyn)


"I didn't mean all that stuff I said before. I want you to have xander. My blessings on you both."  (submitted by Lorryl)

"You know, it occurs to me that we've never really had the opportunity to talk... woman to woman... with you locked up.  Let's see...what can we talk about? I know! How about the ethics of boyfriend stealing?"  (submitted by Jeremy Ray, starlette, and Cecilia)

Earshot (spoilers so highlight to see quote) (episode guide)
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thinks: Whatever.  I wonder if I can go.
Cordelia: Whatever.  Can I go now?"Can I go now?"  (submitted by Carita and LadyJ218)

thinks: I don't see what this has to do...
Cordelia: I don't see what this has to do with me.  (submitted by LadyJ218)

"'(reading out letter) By this time tomorrow you'll all know what I have done.  I am sure you understand that I had to do it, and that although death is never easy, it's the only way.' (stopped reading letter) God!  Doesn't anyone write in to praise the cheerleaders?  We are so unsung!"  (submitted by Mesuvius)

Xander: You have no shame.
Cordelia: Oh please, like shame is something to be proud of?  (submitted by Mesuvius)

"The newspaper guy?  But we can't figure out it's him without the worksheet, right?"  (submitted by Mesuvius)

"Hi Mr. Beach, I was just wondering if you were planning on killing a bunch of people tomorrow? Oh, it's for the yearbook."  (submitted by Elora)
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"I study best in a resturant around eightish." (submitted by Clowie)
    - Note: I'm not too sure if this is the right ep.  Would anyone like to confirm?

Faith, Hope, & Trick

"Check out Slut-O-Rama and her Disco Dave.  What was the last thing that guy danced to, KC and the Sunshine Band?"  (submitted by LilJakey)

"Oh, you mean cuz of how the only guy that ever liked her turned into a vicious killer and had to be put down like a dog?" (submitted by Doppler99)

Graduation Day, Part II (episode guide)

"So very funny. Any minute I'm sure to laugh!"  (submitted by GirlFriday81)


"One of these days you're going to wake up in a coma"  (submitted by Mircalla)

"Okay, I think I like the two little ones more than the one big one."  (submitted by Sultress)

"You really were the youthful offender. You must look back on that and just cringe."  (submitted by Labrynth)

"Did something take her memory? He's Giles, GI-LES, he hangs out here a lot." (submitted by Hades)


"You don't phone, you don't write... Where's the love?"  (submitted by Monique)

Lyle: "I'm gonna kill both you Slayers for this! You hear me?"
Cordelia: "I hear you, you redneck moron. You got a dress that goes with that hat?"
Lyle: "I'm gonna..."
Cordelia: "Rip out my innards, play with my eyeballs, boil my brain and eat it for brunch? Listen up, needle-brain.  Buffy and I have taken out four of your cronies, not to mention your girlfriend."
Lyle: "WIFE!"
Cordelia: "Whatever. The point is, I haven't even broken a sweat. See, in the end, Buffy's just the runner-up. I'm the Queen. You get me mad, what do you think I'm gonna do to you?"
Lyle: "Later."  (submitted by Monique and LeatherJacket)

Lover's Walk

Cordelia: "Oh my God, is this some sort of residual werewolf thing? This is very disturbing."
Oz: "I really agree."  (submitted by Mesuvius)

"Was Willow messing with her magic tricks again? Maybe they disappeared? Maybe she turned Xander into something ishy"  (submitted by TookieNB)

"Xander.  Stay away from me." (submitted by WillowBBF - "It just let me know that she truly had a heart - and that it could break.  Gained a huge amount of respect for her there.")

The Prom(episode guide)
"Well, duh" (after Xander's remark "it looks good on you") (submitted by blue eyes)
"Excuse me?  When your last steady killed half  the class, and then your rebound guy sends you a dump-o-gram?  It makes a  girl shy." (submitted by LadyJ218)
The Wish
"No.  No!  No way!  I wish us into Bizarro Land, and you guys are still together?!  I cannot win!"  (submitted by Monique)

"You know what I've been asking myself a lot this last week? Why me? Why do I get impaled? Why do I get bitten by snakes? Why do I fall for incredible losers? And you know, I think I've finally figured it out. What my problem is, it's Buffy Summers.  That's when all my trouble started."  (submitted by Mesuvius)

The Zeppo
"There was no part of that that wasn't fun!"  (submitted by Werewolf, Where wolf?)

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