Well, along with the premiere season of Angel, we get to see a lot more Cordelia, which means a lot more quotes. :)

City Of (episode guide)
"And you know, they asked me to come in and read a third time. I'm an actress! I don't put up with things like that!"  (submitted by Mesuvius)

Cordelia: Oh god. I'm sorry. I'm getting all weepy in front of you. I probably look really scary. I finally get invited to a nice place with... no mirrors... and .... lots of curtains.... Hey, you're a vampire!
Russell: What? No I'm not.
Cordelia: Are too.
Russell: I don't know what you're talking about.
Cordelia: I'm from Sunnydale. We have our own Hellmouth! I think I know a vampire when I ... am... alone with him in his fortress like home, and I you know I think I'm just feeling a little light-headed from hunger. I'm just wacky! And kidding!  (submitted by LadyJ218)

"You don't know who he is do you? Oh boy, you're about to get your ass kicked."  (submitted by LadyJ218)

"Are you still......grr?" (submitted by Mesuvius)

I Fall to Pieces (episode guide)
Cordelia: I know Angel's been working day and night to help people fight their personal demons, but I need a raise.
Doyle: A raise? You've been working for him for, what, 20 minutes?
Cordelia: A month. And I have needs.
Doyle: Needs?
Cordelia: A person... needs... certain... designer... things.
Doyle: Personally, I don't think you need much in the way of clothes.  (submitted by Mesuvius)

"You're a lot smarter than you look!  'Course, you look like a retard."  (submitted by Mesuvius)

"Angel Investigations: we help the hopeless!"  (submitted by Mesuvius)

Cordelia: Not everything has to be creepy and supernatural, you know.
Angel: Not everything, but Doyle had a vision.
Cordelia: Which last time led to a sex-changing, body-switching, tear-out-your-innards demon, right. I guess they don't call you for the everyday cases.  (submitted by Mesuvius)

"So, he's good at the cutting and the sewing.... He ever strike you as a big dangerous creep?"  (submitted by Mesuvius)

"It's just so unfair. I mean, this poor girl, she hooks up with a doctor.  That should be a good thing. You should be able to call home and say "Mom, guess what?  I met a doctor" not "Guess what I met a psycho who's stalking me, and oh, by the way, his hands and feet come off, and he's not even in the circus."  (submitted by Mesuvius)

Cordelia: We need more of these.
Doyle: We'll have more soon enough.
Cordelia: Well, we need them now. Have a vision.
Doyle: I just can't perform on demand.
Cordelia: We need the clients. Have a vision.
Doyle: That money's corrupted you.
Cordelia: If I hit you in the head, will you have a vision?
Doyle: Get away from me -- you're insane!  (submitted by Mesuvius)

In the Dark (episode guide)
Cordelia: This is so cool! I mean, here you are, in LA, and you're the total embodiment of all things Sunnydale!
Oz: Well, it's a burden, but I manage.
Cordelia: Okay, we have serious catching up to do. How's everything? How's...how's the Bronze?
Oz: The same.
Cordelia: And the gang?
Oz: They're good.
Cordelia: Good? Good. Good.
Oz: Are we done?
Cordelia: Completely.  (submitted by Mesuvius)

Cordelia: I don't trust you.
Spike: To coin a popular Sunnydale phrase: Duh!  (submitted by Mesuvius)

Cordelia: I think the trick is laying off the ale before you start quoting Angela's Ashes and weeping like a baby man.
Doyle: Hey, that's a good book.
Cordelia: So I've heard. But I doubt very much that the main characters are Betty and Barney Rubble, as you so vehemently insisted last night. Also, I don't think Oz appreciated being called My Little Bam Bam all night.  (submitted by Mesuvius)

Lonely Hearts
"Hi! If you're in trouble just call this number. We can help. Hi! Being harassed by someone or something? Dial us up, day or night. Hey, you look troubled, or is that just your lazy eye? Anyway, call us, we're very discreet."  (submitted by Mesuvius)

"Hey, the last thing I want is to show up at the office and find that I'm working for a homicidal monster."  (submitted by Mesuvius)

"I've known a lot of demons, and slime aside, not a lot going on there."  (submitted by Mesuvius)

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